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Prince White
Comedian Prince White has joined the list of entertainers sending out their tribute to the late Hot 99.5 FM Owerri presenter Raymond Ayuba, who passed on December last year.
Speaking to, the Mbaitoli born comedian in the tribute track titled ‘Tribute Talk’,  said that death is a price everyone must pay in the journey of life, wishing that Mr death could be selective in his dealings by sparing good people like Ayuba who spent his entire life making people he do not even know happy.

Akpors in POLY-NEkEDE
I was pressed in Poly Nekede, and went to the guy (Akpors) beside me for help, not knowing he was Akpors.
The following conversation transpired.
Me: Please, where can I find a rest room?
Akpors: Ah...... Why you wan go Rest Room na? food de very expensive there oooooooh

If you wake up in the morning to find your plates stained with what you have not eaten in two weeks, all looking fresh like someone ate while you were asleep. Remember, the pots are still clean, only the plates are

Wetin you go do?

Dear MTN Nigeria,

How are you and your family? I picked my pen from the ocean of fury to write this letter to you.
We were all full of joy upon your arrival in this country ten years ago, when Obasanjo told us that you came that we might make calls and make them more abundantly. We all left govt owned tele-companies and followed you.
As days went into weeks and weeks into months then to years, you brought out your real colours to us, you even told us to leave GLO that is being owned by some of our corrupt govt officials.
At a time we couldn't differentiate between you and BABA IJEBU because you kept telling us to recharge only 200 naira and win recharge cards. From recharge cards you went to mobile phones, mobile phones to electronics, electronics to 1million, 1million to cars, the one that annoyed us most is that you told us to recharge only 200naira and win AEROPLANE, hei!!!! SCAM! EFCC!

Some of your kinsmen came to our aid; Etisalat, visafone, starcomms, rainbownet but out of your greed and jealousy you chased some of them with promises of free credits and free browsing.
Yes, you gave us credits and free browsing, but it was like giving us shoes and taking the feet from us (like our president) because you couldn't upgrade your server to carry these.
NCC mandated you to stop all promos and upgrade your systems, you heeded to the instructions but not up to a reasonable time. You are back again with free credits and sms which we didn't ask of you.
Sometimes we will hussle to load N200 only to see that u have scrapped all the money away without even making a single call... this is WItcHCRAFT on ur part!
Abi una tink say e easy to get N200 for dis country! And your customer care will be sayin. "Thank u for choosing mTN."

I and my brethren are pleading
with you to suspend every promo you have for us this yuletide and focus more on the upgrading of your systems.

And please help us extend this plea to your kinsmen;

Signed in annoyance!
Dr Parotlaff.

The veteran Nollywood actor/comedian/musician, Nkem Owoh aka Osuofia  yesterday expressed his heart felt pity for fat people in a tweet.

Although the tweet would simply be the words of the actor on a day he is being himself, but I wonder how many fat people that will rally take it as joke from the comedian.